"NOT FUNNY" says Police Chief
Category: HNN Broadcasted on 24. November 2002 - 11:34:03hrs Author HNN News Reporter Comments: 0
A fake human cadaver gave a retired Navy man the shock of his life on
Dathomir yesterday.
Former Captain Sam Gnonug was warded following a heart attack when he opened a package he received in the morning.
His wife, Dala said "I was in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the
family when I heard a scream. I found him lying on the floor, and called
the ambulance. When I looked into the box, I almost had a heart attack
myself. Lying inside...is what looks like pieces of a human body."
Mr. Gnonug is unavailable to comment as he is still under intensive care. The box and its contents were taken to Forensic Department, Dathomir Police Station to be examined.
The authorities are investigating the perpetrator of this black joke. The
Police Chief of Dathomir was quoted as saying, "The joker's joke is not
funny. We will apprehend him and brought him to justice, because his
actions nearly cost a man his life." The public are urged to come forward
with any useful information.
- Hans von Luck
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